April 2012
34 posts
me: All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses.
husband: No.
me: "I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current."
husband: No.
me: "I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream."
husband: No!
me: "Of course I'm not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative."
husband: ...
me: "I'm an expert on geothermal vents--"
husband: Oh my God.
me: "--They're probably too deep for you."
A note to all the shy guys and lonesome gals in...
asinglearrow:
If you ever feel like you’re afraid of what they’ll think of you, If you ever feel like you’re not good enough,
If you ever feel like you want to let them know how you feel but you’re afraid that they are way out of your league,
Just remember,
Even as you think of them, That person out there also poops.
LMAO I think I love you now.
Watchsweetgalactica:
digitallyimpaired:
pandacows:
the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant
oh my god
claudia, remember that one time we pranked the pizza guy??? we should have all came out singing afterwards like this, akfjeiojfk NEXT TIME.
Lol I was there I think. Also, Claudia has a tumblr wat
Day 16: 7 things you have in your bed.
asinglearrow:
- a comforter that is too heavy for the season
- a sheet that is too light for the season
- a pillow that is amazing
- a pillow that isn’t amazing
- an Alienware
- a flashdrive
- another bed.
1. Blankets and pillows
2. A stuffed elephant
3. A human sized bear
4. Clothes
5. Books/Newspaper
6. Plastic bags
7. A HAMMER
