June 2012
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May 2012
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“It’s a uniquely American prudishness. You can write the most detailed, vivid...”
– Author George R. R. Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire.) Interview published in May 2012 Rolling Stones Magazine. (via sweetupndown9) But when you try to put an axe into a vagina suddenly everyone hates you. Nobody appreciates compromise anymore. (via asinglearrow)
Watchshapeypuppington:
kendraw:
nuclearbummer:
this is my new favorite video Hercules reads his script entirely wrong (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)
Well I know how I’m going to be saying disappointed from now on.
oh my god I thought the exact same thing
Shameful Display: Never explain jokes, by the way. →
asinglearrow:
So, I made a status mocking Atlas Shrugged and this cute girl at my exhibit at Artomatic was like “I liked your status. That was such a good book.”
Whhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
If she somehow stumbles upon this post, here’s me explaining the joke. I wrote: “The easiest way to…
I thought it was funny
Watchsweetgalactica:
i wondered when id see this on my dash again
Always reblog
asinglearrow:
myladymother:
“did it hurt when you fell from heaven” is the most insulting counterproductive pickup line of all time because you know who the only other person to ever fall from heaven was
L U C I F E R T H E P R I N C E O F D A R K N E S S
She’s devilishly attractive. Hey babe, wanna go split a goat this weekend?
possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first...
isabelthespy:
Persons
People can walk but not handsanitizers Because handsanitizers don’t have legs
“I was like: ‘Fuck, I could die. We could all die, at any time. Why the hell am I...”
– Grimes, The Guardian (via xxfiona)
